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I Wish I Had A Kryptonite Cross, Because Then You Could Keep Both Dracula AND Superman Away.
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND
Superman away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....