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• S.N.A.G. Tag #3: "I wish I could have periods too!
• I wish I could step on this program's bug.
• I wish they all could be California girls.
• I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
• Sometimes I wish life had an [ESC] key...
• This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
  ..} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• I remember those happy days and often wish I could speak into the ears of the dead the gratitude which was due to them in life and so ill-returned.
  -- Gwyn Thoma...
• Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
• Sometimes I wish I could PKZIP my wife!