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• In Response to the Heavy Mail Department: I did not say that Dan Quayle was so dumb he flunked his blood test.
  I know for a fact that his grade was D+, so I did not say that....
• Q: What was John Sununu's least offensive ethics violation?
  A: He used to make Dan Quayle wash his car....
• Somehow he got in [to law school]; he talked his way in. -- James Quayle, Dan's fathe
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
• Dan Quayle, in April 1991, was concerned that his advisors may be getting out of touch with 'Real Americans.
  ' In order to combat this, he suggested that they read People magazine....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• I take my children hiking and fishing, walking in the woods.