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• I would believe only in a god who could dance. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
• I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
• I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown.
  -- Margaret Atwood in Lady Oracle...
• The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
  Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....
• I'm afraid of people who like Catcher in the Rye, Yeah, I like it too, but someone tell me why People he'd despise say, I feel like that guy.
  .. -- Too Much Joy...
• The truest expression of a people is in its dance and music. Agnes de Mille
• Bart: [watching a Happy Little Elves tape] Oh, man, I can't take it any more!
  Lisa: But I want to see what happens. Bart: You &l...
• Shall I sing you the Ode to Joy?
• If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...