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• A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
  Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?...
• I don't mind a man going around telling lies about me, but he'll hear from me if he dares to tell the truth!
  -- Jimmy Savo...
• I like life. It's something to do. -- Ronnie Shake
• Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
  [pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man", etc....
• I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew five thousand dollars at a reincarnation seminar.
  I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once. -- Ronnie Shake...
• You are a poor girl, and if you don't like to think about it, just ask me.
  If you don't make up your mind to being that, you become one of those terrible girls that don't know whether they are millionairesses or paupers....
• As the last syllable of your spell fades into silence, darkness envelops you, and the earth shakes.
  Then all is quiet....
• I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say. -- Ronnie Shake
• I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I though
  What the hell good would that do? -- Ronnie Shake...