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• Janitors do it with a plunger.
• Janitors clean up afterwards.
• WASHROOM ATTENDANT -- a dump waiter.
• On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
• Sign on a partition of a Y.M.C.A. washroom stall: WATCH OUT FOR LIMBO DANCERS!
• Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
• Confused: Stands looking puzzled at urinal. Asks where the paper is.
  This is usually a woman who has wandered into the wrong washroom....
• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland
  Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons....
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...