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  he MacOS is an overgrown user interface. Neither is an operating system, but the second is better for running applications....
• MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• Squint as you approach me, lest you be blinded by my beauty.
• I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are little boys?
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• On randomly generated sentences.] I think that it is hard to read such material without amusement.
  I feel a little admiration as well. I would never write, 'It happened one frosty look of trees waving gracefully against the wall....
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• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
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