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• Maybe they'll send you a free upgrade...NOT!
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
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• Come next year, all of you. Come to these purest of terrestrial fountains.
• Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the five-hundred I owe you.
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• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
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