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Joe Came Home To A Wife And A Revolver. His Gun Was Loaded Too. The Feeling Was Quite Mutual.
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Joe came home to a wife and a revolver. His gun was loaded too.
The feeling was quite mutual.
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He knew what she wanted, a grandfather clock for the living room, but he found the right one almost impossible to find....
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-- Benjamin Disraeli, of his wife...
Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe