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Bowling?" "You know. Thats where a big black thing knocks down a lot of little white things.
"That sounds like the A-Team to me....
Join the joyride!
Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma....
Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Home...
Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
} Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....