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• Joshu: What is the true Way? Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
  J: Can I study it? N: The more you study, the further from the Way....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• A monk asked Nansen, "Is there any great spiritual teaching that has not been preached to the people?
  Nansen said, "There is." "What is the truth that has not been taught?...
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• A monk said to Joshu, "Your stone bridge is widely renowned, but coming here I find only a heap of rocks.
  Joshu said, "You see only the stones and not the bridge....
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?
  asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl....