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JPA: Jump when Pizza Arrives
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JWN: Jump When Necessary
PIZZA!!
JNL: Jump when programmer is Not Looking
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
When in doubt, jump out. -- Edward Abbey
It's worth scheming to be the bearer of good news. -- Fox on Yesmanship Don't be in the building when bad news arrives.
-- Corollary...
Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go on.
-- Andrew Jackso...
The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy.
