Jupiter's] Satellites Are Invisible To The Naked Eye And Therefore Can Have No Influence On The Earth And Therefore Would Be Useless And Therefore Do Not Exist.

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[Jupiter's] satellites are invisible to the naked eye and therefore
can have no influence on the Earth and therefore would be useless and
therefore do not exist.
-- Francesco Sizi, quoted by T. Cox

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