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• Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions seldom black or white.
  Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner....
• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• As you face the side opposite the entrance, two short sides of carved and polished wood are to your left and right.
  The left panel is mahogany, the right pine. The wall you face is red on its left half and black on its right....
• ZIGZAG, v.t. To move forward uncertainly, from side to side, as one carrying the white man's burden.
  (From _zed_, _z_, and _jag_, an Icelandic word of unknown meaning....
• Snake: Just pick the red card, it's totally not hard.
  [shuffles them a bit] Homer: Twenty on this one, my good man....
• Well, there were sixty-eight people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.
  Satan! Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep....