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Just Because You've Eaten A Sorcerer, Doesn't Mean You've Beaten A Sorcerer. -- Toth-aamo
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Just because you've eaten a sorcerer, doesn't mean you've beaten a sorcerer.
-- Toth-aamon
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With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
The only thing worse than a sorcerer is a sorcerer's apprentice. -- Mickey Mouse
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
He is a sorcerer, this one! -- Romulan commande
Mickey Muad'dib: Apprentice to a Freman sorcerer.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.