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Just Before You Pass Out, You Notice That The Vapors From The Flask's Contents Are Fatal.
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Just before you pass out, you notice that the vapors from the
flask's contents are fatal.
Related:
To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
$FATAL ERROR YOU ARE OUT OF VECTOR SPACE$
Now lie back and pass out out before I have to sedate you.
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
NOTICE: If you notice this notice, you will notice after noticing this notice that this notice was not worth noticing.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Krusty: Blech! [spits the burger out] Oh, I almost swallowed some of the juice.
[drinks from his flask] Uhh, I'll be tasting that for weeks....
Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz. Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality....