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• Quote #216 Then there's the apocryphal statement attributed to Alexander Haig
  "There isn't a word in the English language that can't be verbed." Why *him*, of all people?...
• I love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.
• That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude. -- Alexander Haig
• I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
• I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelligence?
  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word *billions*, and so on....
• I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli- gence?
  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word *billions*, and so on....
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....