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Just grab on this end and pull!
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My biggest hatred in the world is having people I don't know grab and pull at me and try to kiss me.
BROOKE SHIELDS...
When time's running out and you're just shy of a goal..pull the goalie!
Why don't you do it, then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger.
End my life. -- 7th Doctor, THE HAPPINESS PATROL...
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
-- Poorman's Rule...
Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
Grampa: What's the matter, boy? Homer: Nothing. Grampa
You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to wrestle the bucket [of `Shakespeare's Fried Chicken'] out of your greasy mitts....
It is the cigarette that smokes, humans are just suckers on the end.
Richard Nixon should pull out before it's too late, just like his father should've.
-- Toilet graffiti...