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• Tourist: Do you know how many Welsh people it takes to change a light bulb?
  Welsh Choir: No, but you sing it and we'll hum the tune in moving harmony......
• Sung to the tune of The Impossible Dream from MAN OF LA MANCHA) To code the impossible code
  To bring up a virgin machine, To pop out of endless recursion, To grok what appears on the screen, To right the unrightable bug, To endlessly twiddle and thrash, To mount the unmountable magtape, To stop the unstoppable crash!...
• The hymn "Onward Christian Soldiers," sung to the right tune and in a not-too-brisk tempo, makes a very good egg timer.
  If you put the egg into boiling water and sing all five verses and chorus, the egg will be just right when you come to Amen....
• One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas.
  That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life. -- Etty Hilsum...
• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet. -- Samuel Coleridge
• A looney tune.