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• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Think of how much fun you could have with the doctor's wife and a bucket of apples.
• Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
• Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. -- Dave Olso
• It could be worse -- it could be raining.
• How much wood could a wookchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?