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• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• The world bores you when you're cool." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
  -- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
  "Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
• I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin and Hobbe
• Today for show and tell I've brought a tiny marvel of nature
  a single snowflake. I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water, just like every other one, when you bring it in the classroom....
• That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
  ! -- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterso...