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Keep Death Off The Roads. Drive On The Pavement.
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Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement.
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Keep death off the roads: blow up a Volvo.
Bad day to drive off a cliff.
Ladies please keep (.) (.) off of the bar!
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You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south....
HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
Keep grandmothers off the streets - legalize bingo.
Keep your laws off my body!
Keep your values off my family.