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• In Kentucky, the law plainly states that every citizen must take a bath at least one time each year, need it or not.
  People from Kentucky always were a little uppity....
• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
  -- real standing law in New Mexico, United States of America...
• The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
  If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, it would probably be a good idea....
• Washington, D.C., law states that no one shall engage in a pugilistic encounter with a bull.
• Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine.
  One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement in the church bulletin, "Homer the Heretic...
• Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
• Kentucky law prohibits women from marrying the same man four times.