Kent: "What Is This??!?" Chris: "This Is Ice, This Is What Happens To Water When It Gets Too Cold.

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Kent: "What is this??!?"
Chris: "This is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold."
Mitch: "Who was that?"
Chris: "That was Kent, that's what happens to a man when he gets too sexually
frustrated."
-- "Real Genius"

What happens when fish trip?
Mitch: I had the strangest dream Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing atop a pyramid dressed in the robes of a sungod with thousands of naked women throwing little tiny pickles at you?
Mitch: No Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream? -- From "Real Geniu...
Clinton: what happens when minorities rule.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Well, that's what happens when cousins marry.

Kent: "What Is This??!?" Chris: "This Is Ice, This Is What Happens To Water When It Gets Too Cold.

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