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American elect Democrats to Congress so they'll be
given what they want and Republicans to the White House so
they won't have to pay for it--neither one works
Related:
Democrats keep trying to cut down on their smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the House Un-American Activities Committee].
We will determine what rights you have and what rights you have not got. -- J. Parnell Thoma...
The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the House Un-American Activities Committee].
We will determine what rights you have and what rights you have not got....
What we need is a good strategic thinker, and we don't have one. -- A White House official, 1989
What we don't need is more Democrats in Congress. -- Barry Goldwate
Neither make thy friend equal to a brother; but if thou shalt have made him so, be not the first to do him wrong.
-- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 707...