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• Preston: "I believe you'll find everything ship-shape, Admiral.
  Kirk: "Oh do you? Do you have any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I've had to listen to Mister Scott on the com telling me his troubles?...
• Scott: "Thank God." Uhura: "Did you see the way they *ate*?
  Chekov: "Horrible table manners." Spock: "I doubt that our behavior will distinguish us in the annals of diplomacy....
• Spock: "Admiral, this is Spock." Kirk: "Yes, Spock.
  Spock: "Engine Room reports auxilliary power restored....
• Kirk: "Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's human.
  Spock: "I find that remark...insulting." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Chang: "I have so wanted to meet you, Captain." Kirk
  I'm not sure how to take that." Kerla: "Sincere admiration, Kirk....
• Spock: "Ahh, Mister Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive.
  How much time do you require for repair?" Scott: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody things....
• Kirk: "Isn't it about time you became something else?
  "Kirk": "I like it here." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Kirk: "Well, shall we start with the Engine Room?" Sco
  We'll see you there, and everything is in order." Kirk...
• Kirk: "Bones, where's my torpedo?" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8