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Kirk: "Gentlemen, *beam* Me Aboard." -- "The Doomsday Machine", Stardate 3842.4.
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Kirk: "Gentlemen, *beam* me aboard."
-- "The Doomsday Machine", Stardate 3842.4.
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Beam me aboard, Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do captain?
Scotty, the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard.