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American Showgirl Carol Gale Initiated A Malpractice Suit After A Plastic Surgeon Accidentally Injected Her With Silly Putty Instead Of Silicone.
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American showgirl Carol Gale initiated a malpractice suit after a plastic
surgeon accidentally injected her with Silly Putty instead of silicone.
Carol claimed that overnight she went from a 34B to a 42 long."
-- Dick Martin
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Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
[Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the young woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
I really haven't thought about it," gulped the stunned surgeon....
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
Comedy is tragedy plus time. -- Carol Burne
Have YOU seen that GIF of Carol Carmichael?
Next on MST3K: "Bill and Carol and @FN@ and Alice
Things could be a lot worse. -- Joyce Carol Oate
Instead of the Miss America Pageant I could enter the Miss Neurosis Pageant.
Among my hobbies are stewing in my own juices and blowing things out of proportion....