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Americans Will Buy Anything, As Long As It Doesn't Cross The Thin Line Between Cute And Demonic.
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"Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't
cross the thin line between cute and demonic."
-- Ian Shoales
Related:
As the roadies say before the concert, `Let's carve this turkey.'" -- Ian Shoale
I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. -- Ian Shoale
The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoale...
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoale...
There is a very thin line between the creative genius and the oddball, the screwball.
I haven't been able to put that line down yet. So, I must suffer the occasional screwball....
Equinox - Cross between a horse and a cow.
Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.