Kirk: "What Are We Doing Here?" McCoy: "Maybe They're Throwing Us A Retirement Party.

Kirk: "What Are We Doing Here?" McCoy: "Maybe They're Throwing Us A Retirement Party.

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Kirk: "What are we doing here?"
McCoy: "Maybe they're throwing us a retirement party."
Scott: "That suits me, I just bought a boat."
Uhura: "This had better be good. I'm supposed to be chairing a seminar at the
Academy."
Chekov: "Captain, isn't this just for top brass?"
McCoy: "If we're all here, where's Sulu?"
Kirk: "*Captain* Sulu. On assignment. Where's Spock?"
-- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6

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