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• Kirk: "Did you find the Engine Room?" Scott: "Right where I left it, sir.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• Kirk: "What took you so long?" "Kirk": "Kill him, he's the one!
  Kirk: "Not me, you idiot! HIM!" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Chang: "I have so wanted to meet you, Captain." Kirk
  I'm not sure how to take that." Kerla: "Sincere admiration, Kirk....
• Valeris: "Aft thrusters." Kirk: "Thank you, Lieuteant, one-quarter impulse power.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• Kirk: "We volunteered?!" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
• Kirk: "Don't crucify yourself, it wasn't your fault.
  Spock: "I was responsible." Kirk: "For no actions but your own....
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• Kirk: "Isn't it about time you became something else?
  "Kirk": "I like it here." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Sulu: "Captain Kirk." Kirk: "Captain Sulu, as much to the crew of the Enterprise, I owe you my thanks.
  Sulu: "Nice to see you back one more time, Captain Kirk....