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Kissing, Petting, And Even Intercourse Are All Right As Long As They Are Sincere.
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Kissing, petting, and even intercourse are all right as long as they are
sincere. I have never given a kiss in my life that wasn't sincere. As for
intercourse, I'd say three times a day was about right.
-- Margaret Sangor
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I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. -- Jules Renard
More than at any other time in all the history of humanity, we are at a crossroads, a place which demands of us a sincere and wise decision.
A turn to the left at this time would certainly cause widespread despair and perhaps even confrontative reactions by the multitudes....
Chang: "I have so wanted to meet you, Captain." Kirk
I'm not sure how to take that." Kerla: "Sincere admiration, Kirk....
Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!...
Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it. -- Solomon Sho
Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
Our country. In her intercourse with foreign nations may she always be in the righ
but our country right or wrong! -- Stephen Decatu...
Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us....