Lab Rats Seem To Have Been Bred For Cancer Hypersensitivity By The Medical Establishment And The FDA.

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Lab rats seem to have been bred for cancer hypersensitivity by the medical
establishment and the FDA. We are the kings and the rats taste our food.
-- James Salsman (jps@cat.cmu.edu)

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer. -- Morton's Law
Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
But mice and rats, and such small deer, Have been Tom's food for seven long year.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Lab Rats Seem To Have Been Bred For Cancer Hypersensitivity By The Medical Establishment And The FDA.

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