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  Arridor. We'll need chairs. I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise I am serving as host for these proceedings....
• I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
• It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater.
  The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded....
• At their wits' end. -- Old Testament -- Psalm cvii, 27
• My baby loves me just the way that I am.
• I miss my old chair. -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.