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• I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them. -- Bob Melvi
• Never date a girl named "Ruby." -- Tom Wai
• There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.
  When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular....
• My Lord St. Albans said that Nature did never put her precious jewels into a garret four stories high, and therefore that exceeding tall men had ever very empty heads.
  -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Apothegms, No, 17...
• The girl had as many curves as a scenic railway.
• LESBIAN SUSPENSE SKIN -- A clit-hanger.
• Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
• Lie, n.: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.