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Land o' Goshen! Can't a person get any privacy around here?
Now go away, I'm taking a bath.
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Let my people go! Land of Goshen......
My wyfe stopped taking PRONEZAC, now I don't get any.
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At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
Childhood is a glorious time. You can lose weight simply by taking a bath.
Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
QOTD: "Just how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers....