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• LAP: Laugh At Programme
• When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
  Any given program, when running, is obsolete....
• A lap behind the field.
• Purrloiner: A cat in your lap.
• To program is to be.
• Hust a miunte. Typing with the baby in lap, again.
• I was sitting in the lap of luxury--and then luxury stood up.
• God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
  To determine how long it will take to write and debug a program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next higher units....
• Bow Wow! Dyslexic dogs sit on your face and lick your lap.