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• In the first weeks I had occasionally worn clothes in the morning before the sun began its asce
  but very soon I abandoned this habit, and the only bit of material I ever wore was the strip of sari cloth around my hips, which was so useful for making into a bag to collect coconuts on walks....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• With a little inner pirouette of excitement I realised just how much there was to look forward to tomorrow.
  The thought of being all day naked in the sun was delicious enough in itself, but there was the whole of our new world to explore....
• I think my family tree is a few branches short!
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself
  Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!...
• Now, nakedness is a delightful condition. And it keeps you very pleasantly cool - especially, I suppose, if you happen to be a man.
  But as I walked on eastward that afternoon through my private, segregated, Tonto world (exercising due care at first for previously protected sectors of my anatomy) I found I had gained more than coolness....
• I just keep my eyes closed and hope the be
• A skunk walked by and my odor eaters went berserk with blood lust.
  They tripped me, escaped from my loafers, and chased the skunk up a tree....