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• The ultimate in useless diversions.
• If music be the food of love, play on. -- 12th Nite
• Our reruns are better than theirs. -- Nick at Nite
• Robot Nite - Designated device drivers drink free
• A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions.
  They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions....
• You can have more than one beer a nite. -- Women vs. Bee
• The cavalry is late
• farkled: /far'kld/ [DeVry Institute of Technology, Atlanta] adj.
  Syn. {hosed}. Poss. owes something to Yiddish `farblondjet' and/or the `Farkle Family' skits on Saturday Nite Live....