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Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
A new report from the government says raw eggs may have salmonella and may be unsafe.
In fact, the latest government theory says it wasn't the fall that killed Humpty Dumpty--he was dead before he hit the ground....
Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... -- Nursery rhyme
Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!...
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men Had scrambled eggs for the next four weeks....
When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.
The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things....
I don't know what you mean by 'glory', Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...