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• et.god: /net god/ n. Accolade referring to anyone who satisfies some combination of the following conditio
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• murf: /smerf/ [from the soc.motss newsgroup on USENET, after some obnoxiously gooey cartoon characters] n.
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• frink: /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
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• echo: [FidoNet] n. A {topic group} on {FidoNet}'s echomail system.
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