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• Intel Inside, Idiot Outside.
• Crispy outside, tender inside.
• Intel inside, idiot outside
• It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.
• ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside it is more often his nursery.
• I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
  -- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
• I wear black on the outside cause black is how I feel on the inside -- Morrissey
• Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...