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• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• You will have fun. Once.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
• You seem to have one of the common American delusio
  hat the Eleventh Amendment in the Bill of Rights grants you the right to go through life without being offended....
• Being good through life `cause you might go to heaven is like shutting your eyes through a movie `cause you might get your money back.
  -- A. Whitney Brow...