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• Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.
• Work Harder! Millions on welfare are depending on you!
• Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten. -- Philip K. Saunde
• The harder you work, the luckier you get. -- Gary Playe
• You disguise your laziness as pride.
• How many Quality managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder....
• I'm going to k-k-k-k-k-k-kill you K-k-k-k-k-k-ken!
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.