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• This is a new low in popular culture.
• Madonna is a new low in popular culture.
• August 6 -- As "Ollie-mania" continues to sweep the country, one of the most popular video-arcade games in the country is a new one called -- this is true -- "Contra.
  The way it works is, there are are two soldiers on the screen, and when you put in a quarter, it never gets to them....
• New feminizt car -- 1995 MitsuBitchy.
• To err is human, to flip a car 6 times and kill someone, is DRUNK.
• The end is not yet. -- New Testament -- Matthew xxiv, 6
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• Just more roadkill on the Information Superhighway...