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• Give an Inch, Take a Smile.
• In this world, it rains on the Just and the Unjust, but the Unjust have the Just's umbrella
• Smile, but sharpen your knives.
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
  D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....
• Just taggin' along for the Rime.
• Just tagging along for the pun of it.
• Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
• Umbroglio: what you and your umbrella get into on a rainy day.