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Let Me Guess, Ed. Pentecostal, Right? Nope. Charismatic (I Think - I've Given Up On What All Those Pesky Labels Mean).
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Let me guess, Ed. Pentecostal, right?
Nope. Charismatic (I think - I've given up on what all those pesky labels
mean).
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Let me guess, Ed. Pentecostal, right? -- Starcap'n Ra, ra@asuvax.
asu.edu Nope. Charismatic (I think - I've given up on what all those pesky labels mean)....
Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....