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• It's time for a Baseball Fan strike.
• SMILEY d:-( Baseball player on strike...
• A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
• Let me go home and start over....
• Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field
  This is what a fan loves most about the game. -- Edward Abbey...
• The only real game in the world, I think, is baseball.
  .. You've got to start way down, at the bottom, when you're six or seven years old....
• The UPS is on strike.
• Let the air strike our tune, Whilst we show reverence to yond peeping moon.
  -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- The Witch, Act v, Sc. 2...
• Fan: "Aha ha, fan beats man.