Lettuce Doth Extinguish Venerious Acts. -- Andrew Boorde (1490?

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Lettuce doth extinguish venerious acts.
-- Andrew Boorde (1490?-1549)

It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.
-- Beatrix Potter (1868-1943), "The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies."

A Master of Art Is not worth a fart. -- Andrew Boorde (1490?-1549)
Eyesburg Lettuce. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
Head Lettuce. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
SMILEY (X0||) double hamburger with lettuce and tomato
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...
Methinks she doth protest too much...
Lettuce hail Caesar salad: We who are about to sigh dilute you.
I read this article, it said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? This is my idea of a great day! -- Monica Pipe...

Lettuce Doth Extinguish Venerious Acts. -- Andrew Boorde (1490?

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