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• Librarians do it by the book.
• LIBRARIANS do it in the stacks.
• LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
• Librarians do it silently.
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
  -- Warren Buffet, Washington Po...
• The following appeared in the editorial section of a local newspaper.
  "The librarians in our town's school system have reported that the number of trips that our students make to their school library on a voluntary basis has decreased significantly in recent years....
• Logicians do it or they do not do it.
• Do-be-do-be-do. -- F. Sinatra